Here is how I drink my dungeon coffee.
There used to be two of these, but the red one broke a couple days before I returned from Japan.
This one has a small chip it in, but it's still going strong otherwise after 8 or 9 years:
I think SJG sent these out to employees and freelancers. I was just surprised to receive it - it just showed up one day.
It needs game stats, though. Let's say it gives me a +1 to run away in Munchkin. And +1 to Writing rolls.