I saw this awesome Jeff Dee illo over on Once More Unto the Breach on his End-of-Week-Dee post.
That just demands a Caption This! post. So, that's what this is. Caption that. One that makes me laugh the most by Monday, 1/15/18 at 10 am EST gets to choose one of my as-yet unreviewed modules and force me to review it before the end of January.
"That's obviously Cthulhu's Cesspit. You have the best save vs. Poison, so you go first."
ReplyDelete"Yes, he fell in. Now stop calling me 'Lassie.'"
ReplyDelete“You get your own Wand of Wonder out of there.”
ReplyDelete"There he goes. We're all out of henchmen now."
ReplyDelete“Put that bag with the big G right back in that pit. It’s obviously a trap and definitely not gold. Also, trim that goatee...you look ridiculous. And how about some armor? Watch me stab this guy on my right in the leg to understand why you need armor.”
ReplyDelete"This is definitely the lair of the Crosshatched Sphere of Doom. Stay alert, it could be anywhere."
ReplyDelete"Look, I know I pushed him in but he was only a henchman and he's still screaming so it couldn't have been that deep. Now hop in after him and cast light so we can get a look at what's down there."
ReplyDelete"What do you mean, ropers won't fall for the 'pull my finger' prank?"
ReplyDelete"...and whoever squirts closest to that spot gets the bag of gold. The rest have to lick up the liquid."
ReplyDeleteWhat do you MEAN, you're not that kind of druid? You have Animal Handling, you have Sex Appeal! Go use them!
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