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Wednesday, January 30, 2019

Giant Shark Bowl Ooze

I don't know where one of my players finds these things, but this is the kind of perfectly stupid thing that I want behind my motley cap-marked gates to silly places:



It practically stats itself.

5 comments:

  1. That looks like WOTC 5e trade dress. A quick Google says it's from a Kobold Press product, so there must be a license.

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  2. While a photo of this creature from Kobold Press’s Creature Codex is on this tweet, I’m willing to bet this image came from Tumblr.

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  3. Now make that castle a mini dungeon in its own right and you've got some serious fun.

    Castle in the Ooze
    Location: Wandering Monster
    Entrances: Get Eaten
    Random Encounters: 1-6 on 1d: Shark!

    Or maybe you get access to the mini dungeon once you kill the ooze and defeat the shark. The idea of a wandering dungeon is kind of a fun thing to pull from hex crawls.

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    1. Yes, yes, yes. This.

      Although by "mini dungeon" you mean "full sized castle that can only be entered by those shrunk to miniature size," right? So it's really a full castle-dungeon setting but inside a shark-filled ooze? Of course you do. What else could you mean?

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