Yesterday was 666 days after Durak, the Lord of Spite, was defeated and banished in Felltower.
So, he's back!
Time to crack open a few delvers and celebrate with a song!
"Welcome back
Your defeat was your ticket out
Welcome back
To that same old place that you terrorized
Well, the names have all changed
Since you last appeared
But those souls have remained
And they’re all a-feared
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Here where we fear ya (Here where we fear ya)
Yeah we flee him a lot cause he's got us on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back."
(John Sebastian, with Jon Lay and Peter Dell'Orto)
Happy Durak's Day! May he sever many more limbs!
ReplyDelete"Boy, I say, what day is it?"
Delete"'Tis Durak's Day, sir!"
"Then it's not too late!" (Hacks off boy's leg)
Well played.
DeleteHas it been that long already? Feels like they defeated him just this year...
ReplyDeleteTime flies when no one can make calendar space for game.
DeleteSo I guess this is canon confirmation that Durak was a delver, who has come back to knock those sweathogs... I mean delvers into shape.
ReplyDeleteAt the very least, he's got the "hogs" covered. And the sweat. Definitely also the sweat.
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